WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ?

Nike aprovecha para pregonar su “sin excusas” (no excuses) y dirigirse a la juventud preguntándoles ¿Cuál es tu excusa? Para quedarte otro día sin hacer deporte. Matt Scott, jugador de básquet de la selección USA de los juegos paraolímpicos(aquejado de espina fibida) nos intenta levantar del Sillon BAll and PS2 el Wii-Sport y dejar la vida sedentaria. De este modo surge el inevitable contraste del esfuerzo de este deportista especial con las típicas excusas del tipo :….....

“I’m too weak Too slow Too big I ate too much for breakfast Got a headache It’s rainin’ My dog is sick I can’t right now I’m not inspired Makes me smell bad I’m allergic to stuff I’m fat I’m thin It’s too hot I’m not right I’ve got shin splints Headache I’m distracted I’m exerting myself too much I’d love to really but I can’t Just can’t My favorite show is on I got a case of the Mondays The Tuesdays The Wednesdays I don’t wanna do this I want to do something elseAfter new years Next week Might make a mistake I got homework I feel bloated I have gas I got a hot date My coach hates me My mom won’t let me I bruise easily It’s too dark It’s too cold My blisters hurt This is dangerous Ughhhh Sorry, I don’t have a bike I didn’t get enough sleep My tummy hurts It’s not in my genes I don’t want to look all tired now I need a better coach I don’t like getting tackled I have a stomach ache I’m not the athletic type I don’t want to get sweatyI have better things to do I don’t wanna slow you down Do I have to do this? Soon as I get a promotion I think I’ll sit this one out AND..... MY FEET HURT!” (version traducida al español aqui


Matt fuera de camara dijo: Excuses are like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink!” esto ultimo tiene facil traduccion.